So I know I told you ladies I went to Newyork and I would tell you everything that happened, but basicaly I can sum New York up in two words:

Hell Fire

So screw New York, and let me tell you about my trip to Vancouver!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo

VANCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUVEERRRRRRR

CANADIANNNNN

EXOOTTICCCCCCCCC

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So yeah, it rained the whole time.



I took a look at the University of British Columbia, which makes every other University look like crap. HENCEFORTH I came up with an equation to help calucalte the swellness which is UBC.

(your favorite University) x 20 + half of Japan + 10% of China = UBC

Yeah... I'm pretty sure China has at least a billion people, so that's about 10 000 000 happy asians right there.

But I can't get over how much I adored Vancouver. It's 100% my kind of city. Giant trees, China town, Japan town, Korean town, NATIVE MEN, elves, cupcake shacks, TIM HORTONS, Canadian flags everyyywheerrreeee. Despite how multicultural it is, it's probably the most Canadian city I've ever been to. (that could be due to Olympic advertising but ANYWAYS) Even the constant rain had its charm.

The only depressing part is there are way too many attractive men in Vancouver. So I had no choice but to assume they were gay.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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There was an exuberantly decorated sex store named "L'agent Provocateur" and me and my mom were just staring at it across the street for a few minutes. Saying "Im gunna do it.. I'm gunna go in... I swear I will...".

So I did.

AND

I was very impressed.

I'll admit I don't feel comfortable letting the world know what I saw in there. With my mother...

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OH GAWD WHY.

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SO BLA BLA I came home and spent the whole night trying to do a 30 hour long math assignment which I stayed home the next day to complete. But when I get to school to hand it in, THIS STUPID MATH FRIENDLY KOREAN GUY forgot to do his, so I spent another 30 hours doing it all over again because somebody forgot to teach him how to read >:CCCCCCC

EUOGHRDEGHHH

I need chocolate.


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PS. Judge Claud Frollo from the Hunchback of Notre Dame is kinda realy hot.