So I know I told you ladies I went to Newyork and I would tell you everything that happened, but basicaly I can sum New York up in two words:

Hell Fire

So screw New York, and let me tell you about my trip to Vancouver!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo

VANCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUVEERRRRRRR

CANADIANNNNN

EXOOTTICCCCCCCCC

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So yeah, it rained the whole time.



I took a look at the University of British Columbia, which makes every other University look like crap. HENCEFORTH I came up with an equation to help calucalte the swellness which is UBC.

(your favorite University) x 20 + half of Japan + 10% of China = UBC

Yeah... I'm pretty sure China has at least a billion people, so that's about 10 000 000 happy asians right there.

But I can't get over how much I adored Vancouver. It's 100% my kind of city. Giant trees, China town, Japan town, Korean town, NATIVE MEN, elves, cupcake shacks, TIM HORTONS, Canadian flags everyyywheerrreeee. Despite how multicultural it is, it's probably the most Canadian city I've ever been to. (that could be due to Olympic advertising but ANYWAYS) Even the constant rain had its charm.

The only depressing part is there are way too many attractive men in Vancouver. So I had no choice but to assume they were gay.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

OK
OK
OK
There was an exuberantly decorated sex store named "L'agent Provocateur" and me and my mom were just staring at it across the street for a few minutes. Saying "Im gunna do it.. I'm gunna go in... I swear I will...".

So I did.

AND

I was very impressed.

I'll admit I don't feel comfortable letting the world know what I saw in there. With my mother...

.

OH GAWD WHY.

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SO BLA BLA I came home and spent the whole night trying to do a 30 hour long math assignment which I stayed home the next day to complete. But when I get to school to hand it in, THIS STUPID MATH FRIENDLY KOREAN GUY forgot to do his, so I spent another 30 hours doing it all over again because somebody forgot to teach him how to read >:CCCCCCC

EUOGHRDEGHHH

I need chocolate.


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PS. Judge Claud Frollo from the Hunchback of Notre Dame is kinda realy hot.

I have bad news and good news.

The bad news is:

I'm still lazy as hell and didn't draw any of that smut.

The good news is:

A few nights ago =Lee-senpai51 emailed me my kiriban after I became all bitter, and now I don't have time to draw any smut.

so in conclusion,

that is also bad news.

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Who wants to hear about my trip to NewYork1@?1!!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

no one caught my 30 000 kiriban

U_U

but i got 30 009

so

..

I WIN.

and you know wut??

YOU KNOW WUT!?2/1@!@!!!!

I AM GOING

TO DRAW MYSELF

SOME SMUTT.

AND

THOROUGHLY ENJOY IT

>:CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

AND THEN GO TO CHURCH..

to repent my sins....



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BLARD DEE DAR DAR.

I have two trips coming up

this weekend I'm off to newyork to SHTUDY ART MMYES.

and november 5th im off to british columbia to PRETEND TO SHTUDY ART MMYES.

but yeahhh I'm pretty fdkfndkfdskfmsad right now because I've just been studying math for the last 5 hours, and can't feel my brain.

aha, when I was done studying I walked to my tv room to say hi to my dad, and he asked what I was studying and I'm like

"umm.. that thing.. with numbers.. It's like.. survey's or something..."

so he says "statistics?"

and i answer "THATS THE ONE"

....

oh the look of "URGUNNAFAIL" on my fathers face


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started reading NANA

GREATEST
BANANAS
EVER


Made me realize I want to be a cougar when I grow up.

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im re-reading this journal I wrote and it's so pitiful and uninteresting. LOL. Honestly, school has made me such a bitter person. I just don't care anymore.

Not to mention it consumes all my spare time

-vomits pitifulness-

oh my POTATOES I have NOT been active lately

D:

and I don't realy know why either.. (well yes I do but its a secret HURR)

TIME FOR A NEW JOURNAL

HHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm, so what's been going on with me lately?

WELL

I've been shopping around for schools, and the best part is, every program I want to apply into requires a portfolio



and every portfolio requires completly different art pieces



and I haveto create all these pieces by January



and im lazy



EEUUGGHGHSJDIOPASJLKAWMFASKL,FMAED!!!!!!!

Plus, these pieces aren't necessarily just drawings. I also need to create short films, and even sculpture like things. WELL THEN. I don't have any problem with doing these things... but I don't have the software available to create short films worthy of a portfolio

Problem #1

-my computer has no sound card

OHMAN.

ONTO OTHER AWKWARD NEWS

HAPPY THANKSGIVINGGG

~~CANADA~~CANADA~~CANADA~~CANADA~~

complete with polish donuts for breakfast <33333

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So I've made two new friends lately! One of them is polish and amuses me AT NIGHT. >:C lol, and the other one is Korean and RUINS MY DAY EVERYDAY

he sits next to me in math class, so I thought it would be convenient to ask him to be my partner for a project and he said

"no, because you don't have enough friends."

TOTALY BFF'S.

wuuuuuuuaaaaaooOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW D:>

My page views have exploded lately, soooo

WHO'S UP FOR A KIRIBAN??????

FIRST PERSON TO CATCH 30 000 !!

:STAR: OLD NEWS

I don't know if any of you have noticed but I've suddenly gone under a HUUGE Harry Potter phase..like..HARDCORE SHIT.



I went to see the new movies three times in one week.
First with friends, then family, then polish men. HURR

AND YES

I DID DRESS AS DUMBLEDORE AT THE THEATRES

- RESPECT ME -

WHICH BRINGS ME TO ANOTHER FUN POINT 8D

Fanexpo is coming up, and I plan to cosplay Dumbledore OR Harry Pot-head XD I managed to drag a few friends into cosplaying retard harry potter characters that don't get enough love with me... the whole thing is going to end in depressing failure U_U

WHICH BRINGS ME TO MY NEXT NEXT POINT!

ALAN

RICKMAN

HOLY SPAGHETTIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

ALAN RICKMAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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After an alan rickman marathon, I thought my life was complete. For a week I was fangirling about how much I love his acting skillz and RIPE old age ( LOL 63 ) when I realized.....

my brother looks like an egyptian version of alan rickman U__________U

-SADNESS-

-SADNESS-

-DEPRESSION-

-LONELY-

LMAO! ohman... now i cant look at alan rickman anymore...

NEW NEWS

This is a shout out to patrick where ever the hell you are cause I think I may have ACCIDENTLY forgotten about Thursday...
DDD:

IM SORRY?

WELL I HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE

I forgot it was my dads birthday this thursday soo....HAPPY BIRTHDAY FATHER 8D

ok

ok

ok

OKKKKKKKK

BEST NEWS EVER!!!!!

8888888DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I PASSED MY DRIVERS WRITTEN TEST

-headfloor-


-shame shame shame shame shame- lol, I'm only a couple years behind..

now THAT was a fun experience! I go to write the test, and theres 50 bagillion old immigration men (MANLY MEN MIND YOU), and as I'm waiting for my results, the lady tells them that they all failed



poor old men :C

You're only allowed to get four wrong on the test.. AND I GOT FOUR WRONG


I HAVE MORE USELESS CRAP TO TELL YOU GUYS

BBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

I HAVETO GO TO A PORTUGUESE WEDDING FOR SOME PEOPLE I'VE NEVER MET BEFOR

8DDD