NOTHING.

I GOT GROUNDED.

HAPPY NEW YEARS

So last night we had my moms friends and her sons come over, because they were playing a hockey tournament in our town.

TURNS OUT,

IT WAS AN INTERNATIONAL TOURNAMENT

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O

So it was basicaly Canada versus ALL THE NORTHERN EUROPEANS. And the first team was Norway.

So of course I invited myself to go watch BECAUSE Norway is close to Belgium and the Dutch are supposedly the tallest people in the world

AND HOW OFTEN DO I GET TO SEE 8 FOOT PEOPLE ON SKATESS???



....

I WAS NOT DISAPOINTED

Not only were they huge, they were all blond AND HAD THE MOST AMAZING LAST NAMES... I swear at least 4 of them were named "bjork".



now I'm sure all you ladies are like "BUT ALEX, THEY ARE SO BIG, HOW DID US POOR LITTLE CANADIANS EVER WIN?!!"

WELL

DUH,

WE'RE FUCKING CANADIAN.

In what we lack in skating skill,

WE MAKE UP FOR IN RAGE.


DIFFERENCES

I'm not stereotyping, but there were many differences between the two teams I found interesting

Norway
-tall
-skinny
-blond
-expert skating
-great defence
-small goalie
-girls on team
-shake hands befor and after match (with EVERYBODY in the arena area)
-offer gifts
-don't argue calls
-overall extremly polite

Canada
-punch everyone
-argue every call (even if it's for their benefit)
-pick the largest guy to be goalie
-beat the team with their stick xDD
-rather run with skates, then skate
-STRONG.
-bodddyy checcckkkiinnngggg

AND THE FANS... The Norway fans would make noise only when their team scored, but those canadians... yelling swear words and profanities

so proud of my country....

There was one father yelling things like "IN CANADA WE PLAY WITH FFFING STICKS!!! IM GUNNA SHOVE A STICK UP UR BEEP BEEP BEEP"



and me and my brother are mangiacakes, so we were yelling "YOGENNN FRUUUUUUUUUUZ" the whole time

SO ANYWAYS,

THEY FACE FINLAND NEXT

DID YOU KNOW

THAT THE NEW HARRY POTTER DVD CASE

HAS A 3-D COVER PAGE?!!!!

HOLY JESUS. BEST CHRISTMAS EVER.

the story

So I opened my pretty package to reveal HARRYPOTTERANDTHEHALFBLOODPRINCEFUCKYEAH, and I'm staring at the front thinking "SOMETHINGS DIFFERENT"

So I'm just staring and staring,

and my mom's getting worried

and my dad's getting worried

and my brothers all 'lolcatz'

so finally I say

"MOTHER... do you realize that not ONLY is harry Potter and Dumbledore on the cover of this case,
BUT
when you turn it on an angle-
ALAN RICKMANS FACE APPEARS?!!?12!?@!!!!!"

and my dear deviantart friends,

if you know me,

I have a severe disability in coping with Alan Rickmans face on a professional level,

let me put it this way

I HAD,

A VERY GOOD CHRISTMAS.

And if you think you understand, YOU DON'T. With that one flat 3-D image, me and my mother were able to make a whole new Harry Potter video game, with rules and regualtions, in under 30 seconds.

I'll give you a breif idea of what the game is about:

"WHERE DID SNAPE GO?"



MERRY CHRISTMAS CHILDREN.


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Other Jolly News

Christmas was held at my house this year, and BECAUSE I'M ITALIAN, every family invited brings an entire Christmas meal







I WILL NEVER GO HUNGRY AGAIN.

Please, if for some reason you know where I live, COME AND TAKE THE FOOD!!!!!!!!

IT'S EVERYWHERE

We ran out of fridge space, and hadto plug in another fridge, THEN we ran out of that fridge space and hadto store food in the garage THEN, because I didn't want to bother cleaning out previous storage areas, I stored a bunch of the food in my room

;A;

SO WHAT DOES EVERYONE WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?

Last night at dinner my parents cornered me and my brother and asked us what we want..

UNFORTUNATELY.. I just finished watching the movie "Inglorious Basterds" and am once again, grossly obsessed with a character. Landa So I was about to shout out "A LANDA COSTUME" when I remembered that's a nazi uniform...

AND I WAS LEGITAMITLY SAD.

In the end, I don't want anything for Christmas. I don't play video games, I don't listen to music, I find all my anime needs on the internet, and I don't need clothes because I wear a uniform.. >:/

SO I SAID NOTHING.




....

AND NOW I AM SAD. (again)

Anyways, then I had a good chat with my brother about Europe, AND DECIDED I WANT A TRIP TO GERMANY AS A PRESENT

SO I ASKED MY MOM







My mom looked at me and said "NO."

so i asked if I could go to japan instead and she said \"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFNO.\"

;A;

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so anyways. WHAT DOES EVERYONE WANT FOR CHRISTMAS??????

SO WHAT DOES EVERYONE WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?

Last night at dinner my parents cornered me and my brother and asked us what we want..

UNFORTUNATELY.. I just finished watching the movie "Inglorious Basterds" and am once again, grossly obsessed with a character. Landa So I was about to shout out "A LANDA COSTUME" when I remembered that's a nazi uniform...

AND I WAS LEGITAMITLY SAD.

In the end, I don't want anything for Christmas. I don't play video games, I don't listen to music, I find all my anime needs on the internet, and I don't need clothes because I wear a uniform.. >:/

SO I SAID NOTHING.




....

AND NOW I AM SAD. (again)

Anyways, then I had a good chat with my brother about Europe, AND DECIDED I WANT A TRIP TO GERMANY AS A PRESENT

SO I ASKED MY MOM







My mom looked at me and said "NO."

so i asked if I could go to japan instead and she said \"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFNO.\"

;A;

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so anyways. WHAT DOES EVERYONE WANT FOR CHRISTMAS??????